Scalpers Slap Sticker

$7.27

A tongue-in-cheek parody for everyone who’s tired of bots, backdoor deals, and “$500 firm” listings five minutes after launch. This bold retro-style sticker flips the script and calls out the real-life “gotta grab ’em all” crowd who clear the shelves before the fans even get a shot.

Bright, nostalgic colors. Heavy sarcasm included.

Sticker is approximately 5” wide

A tongue-in-cheek parody for everyone who’s tired of bots, backdoor deals, and “$500 firm” listings five minutes after launch. This bold retro-style sticker flips the script and calls out the real-life “gotta grab ’em all” crowd who clear the shelves before the fans even get a shot.

Bright, nostalgic colors. Heavy sarcasm included.

Sticker is approximately 5” wide